This smoothie is basically your kale salad in disguise, but sexier and doesn’t taste like you’re chewing on the front lawn.
Chocolate and peanut butter swoop in like delicious superheroes, rescuing your taste buds from bland wellness vibes.
You get leafy greens, fiber, protein, and antioxidants—without sacrificing your will to live or your dignity.
It’s vegan, plant-powered, and totally sip-worthy—even if you’re pretending to like green stuff for the ‘gram.
Oh, and it’s blended smooth so no one knows you hid spinach in there like a nutritional ninja.
Welcome to your new guilt-free obsession, babe.
Chocolate Peanut Butter Green Smoothie
A creamy, rich chocolate peanut butter green smoothie packed with hidden greens, plant protein, and serious glow-up energy—vegan, dairy-free, and absolutely slurpable.
Ingredients
- 1 frozen banana
- 1 tablespoon peanut butter
- 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder
- 1 scoop chocolate vegan protein powder
- 1 cup unsweetened almond milk or oat, whatever’s within reach
- 1 packed cup baby spinach yes, trust me
- ½ teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1 –2 teaspoons maple syrup optional, for sweet tooth days
- A handful of ice cubes optional for texture
Instructions
- Toss spinach, milk, and banana into your blender first (the greens blend better that way).
- Add cocoa powder, peanut butter, protein powder, and vanilla.
- If you’re into sweetness, pour in that maple syrup.
- Add ice if you want your smoothie frosty and thick.
- Blend until smooth, creamy, and no green specks are judging you.
- Pour it into a glass and enjoy while pretending you’re a wellness influencer.
Notes
🍫 Nutritional Values (Per Serving)
- Calories: 340
- Total Fat: 13g
- Saturated Fat: 2g
- Carbohydrates: 32g
- Fiber: 7g
- Protein: 20g
🧬 Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving)
- Iron: 21%
- Vitamin K: 45%
- Magnesium: 18%
- Folate: 20%
- Potassium: 19%
💡 Additional Notes/Tips
- Use frozen spinach cubes if fresh leaves are giving you commitment issues.
- Add flax or chia for bonus omega-3 points.
- Craving dessert vibes? Sprinkle cacao nibs on top like the extra queen you are.
- Don’t skip the vanilla—it secretly makes it taste like chocolate milk from your childhood.
- Sip it with a reusable straw and pretend you’re not late for your morning Zoom.
