This Dark Chocolate Coffee Smoothie with Banana is the breakfast equivalent of hitting “snooze” but making it look productive. It’s bold, creamy, and packed with caffeine and sass. The rich dark chocolate makes it decadent, the coffee keeps you awake, and the banana pretends it’s healthy. Together, they create a smoothie so good, you’ll forget you have responsibilities. It’s vegan, indulgent, and basically dessert in workout clothes. Perfect for mornings when you need motivation in a glass and a reason to feel superior to people still drinking plain lattes. Blend, sip, and conquer, gorgeous.
Dark Chocolate Coffee Smoothie with Banana
A rich, energizing Dark Chocolate Coffee Smoothie with Banana that blends creamy sweetness with bold coffee flavor — a vegan, mood-lifting breakfast treat.
Ingredients
Main Ingredients:
- 1 large ripe banana frozen preferred
- 1 shot espresso or 1 tsp instant coffee + ¼ cup water, cooled
- 2 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder
- ¾ cup almond milk or oat milk
- 1 tsp maple syrup optional
- ½ tsp vanilla extract
- 4 ice cubes
Optional Add-ins:
- 1 tbsp vegan chocolate protein powder
- Pinch of cinnamon or sea salt
- Cacao nibs for topping
Instructions
- Add Everything: Toss banana, espresso, cocoa, and milk into your blender.
- Blend Smoothly: Mix until creamy and dreamy.
- Sweeten Gently: Stir in maple syrup if you like it sweeter.
- Serve Beautifully: Pour into a tall glass and top with cacao nibs.
- Sip Confidently: Enjoy that perfect mix of coffee buzz and chocolate bliss.
Notes
Nutritional Values (Per Serving)
- Calories: 295
- Total Fat: 7g
- Saturated Fat: 2g
- Carbohydrates: 48g
- Fiber: 6g
- Protein: 8g
Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving)
- Potassium: 29%
- Iron: 16%
- Calcium: 22%
- Magnesium: 25%
- Vitamin E: 18%
Additional Notes/Tips
- Use frozen bananas for a thicker, creamier texture.
- Add chia or flax seeds for extra fiber.
- Replace almond milk with coconut milk for a richer flavor.
- Sprinkle cinnamon for warmth and extra aroma.
- Perfect for mornings when coffee alone just isn’t enough to handle the chaos.
