This Iced Dark Chocolate Coffee Smoothie is basically self-care in a glass. It’s cool, bold, and unapologetically indulgent — like you on a Friday morning. The dark chocolate adds drama, the coffee fuels ambition, and the ice keeps things chill when life’s not. It’s vegan, energizing, and sweet enough to make you forget your to-do list (for five minutes, anyway). Blend it up, take a sip, and let the caffeine work its magic while you pretend you’ve got it all together. Spoiler: you do — because this smoothie says so.

Iced Dark Chocolate Coffee Smoothie
An Iced Dark Chocolate Coffee Smoothie that combines creamy richness, caffeine energy, and cool refreshment for a quick vegan pick-me-up.
Ingredients
Main Ingredients:
- 1 frozen banana
- 1 shot espresso or 1 tsp instant coffee + ¼ cup cold water
- 2 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder
- ¾ cup almond milk or oat milk
- 1 tsp maple syrup optional
- ½ tsp vanilla extract
- 5 –6 ice cubes
Optional Add-ins:
- 1 tbsp vegan chocolate protein powder
- Dash of sea salt or cinnamon
- Cacao nibs or shaved chocolate for garnish
Instructions
- Blend Base: Add banana, espresso, cocoa, milk, and vanilla to your blender.
- Add Ice: Toss in ice cubes for that perfect frosty texture.
- Sweeten: Add maple syrup if you want extra indulgence.
- Blend: Mix until smooth and creamy.
- Serve: Pour into your prettiest glass, garnish with cacao nibs, and sip your inner goddess energy.
Notes
Nutritional Values (Per Serving)
- Calories: 295
- Total Fat: 6g
- Saturated Fat: 2g
- Carbohydrates: 49g
- Fiber: 7g
- Protein: 8g
Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving)
- Calcium: 20%
- Iron: 16%
- Magnesium: 25%
- Potassium: 27%
- Vitamin E: 14%
Additional Notes/Tips
- Use cold brew instead of espresso for a smoother flavor.
- Add coconut flakes or almond butter for a richer twist.
- Freeze leftover smoothie in popsicle molds for a summer treat.
- Sprinkle sea salt on top for that bougie café vibe.
- Perfect for mornings when you need caffeine, chill, and chocolate — all before 9 a.m.