Just because you’re counting calories doesn’t mean your taste buds have to suffer in silence. Girl, this frappe is light but loud.
It’s like your favorite pair of leggings—supportive, flattering, and gets the job done without screaming, “I’m trying too hard!”
This vanilla coffee frappe brings iced café energy, minus the sugar crash, cream guilt, or overpriced caffeine-induced regret.
It’s vegan, frosty, and won’t demand a second mortgage like that fancy corner coffee shop.
Grab your blender, your sass, and maybe a metal straw, because it’s frappe time without wrecking your daily carb spreadsheet.
Low-Calorie Vanilla Coffee Frappe
A creamy, refreshing, low-calorie vegan vanilla coffee frappe that tastes indulgent—but keeps your calorie count cuter than your ex's rebound.
Ingredients
- ¾ cup cold brewed coffee or espresso
- ½ cup unsweetened almond milk or oat, coconut—whatever fits your mood
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1 –1½ teaspoons maple syrup or stevia adjust based on sass level
- 1 cup ice cubes
- Optional: a dash of cinnamon or cocoa powder for that “extra”
Instructions
- Brew your coffee earlier and let it cool like your response to drama.
- Add chilled coffee, almond milk, vanilla, sweetener, and ice to the blender.
- Blend until smooth, creamy, and life-affirming.
- Pour into a tall glass and top with cinnamon or cocoa if you’re feeling flirty.
- Sip slowly, flip hair, and act like you didn’t just save 300 calories.
Notes
🍫 Nutritional Values (Per Serving)
- Calories: 60
- Total Fat: 1.5g
- Saturated Fat: 0g
- Carbohydrates: 9g
- Fiber: 1g
- Protein: 1g
🌿 Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving)
- Calcium: 15%
- Iron: 6%
- Potassium: 5%
- Vitamin B6: 4%
- Magnesium: 5%
✨ Flavor Tips & Enhancements
- Use frozen coffee cubes instead of regular ice for a bolder, undiluted experience.
- Add a dash of sea salt—it deepens the flavor like a plot twist.
- For extra richness, toss in 1 teaspoon of unsweetened cocoa powder.
- Want a protein punch? Add a splash of vanilla vegan protein shake.
- Serve with oversized sunglasses and a fake “I’m-on-a-call” look for best results.
