Girl, if your breakfast isn’t multitasking like you are—what are we even doing here? Enter this Protein-Packed Matcha Banana Smoothie.
It’s got clean green matcha for energy, banana for creamy sass, and plant-based protein to keep your fierce self fueled ’til lunch.
You’ll blend it, sip it, and suddenly believe in green smoothies more than in your ex’s ability to commit.
It’s gym-girlie meets wellness witch in one delicious glass.
Make it post-workout, pre-meeting, or when your vibe says “health goddess” but your time says “five-minute miracle, please.”
Protein-Packed Matcha Banana Smoothie
Girl, if your breakfast isn’t multitasking like you are—what are we even doing here? Enter this Protein-Packed Matcha Banana Smoothie.It’s got clean green matcha for energy, banana for creamy sass, and plant-based protein to keep your fierce self fueled 'til lunch.You’ll blend it, sip it, and suddenly believe in green smoothies more than in your ex’s ability to commit.It’s gym-girlie meets wellness witch in one delicious glass.Make it post-workout, pre-meeting, or when your vibe says “health goddess” but your time says “five-minute miracle, please.”
Ingredients
- 1 ripe banana fresh or frozen, you do you
- 1 teaspoon matcha powder
- 1 cup unsweetened almond milk
- 1 tablespoon chia seeds
- 1 scoop vegan protein powder vanilla works best
- ½ teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1 teaspoon maple syrup optional, for sweet days
- ½ cup ice cubes optional, for chill
Instructions
- Toss banana, matcha, almond milk, protein powder, chia, vanilla, and syrup into your blender.
- Add ice if you’re channeling iced-latte energy.
- Blend on high until smooth and stunning.
- Pour into a fabulous glass.
- Sip confidently while checking emails or ignoring them.
Notes
🍌 Nutritional Values (Per Serving)
- Calories: 210
- Total Fat: 5.8g
- Saturated Fat: 0.6g
- Carbohydrates: 25g
- Fiber: 5g
- Protein: 14g
🌿 Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving)
- Iron: 10%
- Calcium: 20%
- Potassium: 15%
- Magnesium: 12%
- Vitamin B6: 10%
✨ Additional Notes/Tips
- Want extra greens? Throw in a handful of spinach — your secret’s safe.
- Use a frozen banana for a creamier, milkshake vibe.
- Add cinnamon or turmeric for extra flair and glow-up potential.
- Skip the sweetener if your protein powder already does the heavy lifting.
- Sip while walking like you’re in a matcha-fueled music video.
