When your soul says “spa day,” but your bank account says “girl, please,” this vanilla coffee frappe steps in like therapy.
It’s creamy, ice-cold, and so fancy-looking you’ll forget you made it in pajamas with yesterday’s eyeliner still on.
The vanilla sings like your favorite 90s diva, while the coffee kicks like a motivational quote in a cute font.
This vegan treat blends like magic and tastes like indulgence, minus the dairy drama and post-latte guilt trip.
You’ll sip it, smirk, and feel superior to every overpriced café frappe ever—because you, ma’am, made this masterpiece at home.
Vegan Vanilla Coffee Frappe
This Vegan Vanilla Coffee Frappe is a frosty, creamy caffeine bomb with dreamy vanilla notes. It’s cruelty-free, wallet-happy, and totally TikTok-worthy.
Ingredients
- 1 cup cold brewed coffee or cooled espresso
- ¾ cup unsweetened almond milk or oat, for the emotionally evolved
- 1½ tablespoons maple syrup or agave nectar
- 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
- 1 cup ice cubes
- Optional: 2 tablespoons vegan whipped topping
- Pinch of cinnamon or cocoa for flair
Instructions
- Brew your coffee in advance and chill it unless you’re into lukewarm disappointment.
- Pour cold coffee, milk, maple syrup, vanilla, and ice cubes into your blender.
- Blend everything until it’s smoother than your last apology text.
- Pour it into your prettiest glass—because presentation matters, even if your cat’s the only witness.
- Add vegan whipped topping and dust with cinnamon, cocoa, or confidence.
- Insert straw, sip dramatically, and pretend you’re in Paris.
Notes
🍫 Nutritional Values (Per Serving)
- Calories: 120
- Total Fat: 2.5g
- Saturated Fat: 0g
- Carbohydrates: 22g
- Fiber: 1g
- Protein: 2g
🌿 Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving)
- Calcium: 20%
- Magnesium: 10%
- Potassium: 8%
- Iron: 6%
- Vitamin B6: 5%
✨ Tips to Enhance Flavor
- Freeze brewed coffee in ice cube trays for an extra punch that doesn’t dilute.
- Add a dash of nutmeg or cardamom for spice-level boss babe.
- Use vanilla bean paste if you’re feeling dramatic and luxurious.
- Want it thicker? Throw in a frozen banana for milkshake vibes.
- Pair with oat milk foam and smugness. It’s a lifestyle.
