Caprese Skewers:
Rinse cherry tomatoes and basil. Pat them dry like you mean it.
On skewers, alternate tomato, basil, and vegan cheese.
Drizzle balsamic glaze over skewers.
Sprinkle salt and pepper.
Serve chilled like your ex's apologies.
Coffee Cake:
Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C).
In a bowl, mix flour, brown sugar, cinnamon, baking powder, and salt.
Stir almond milk, oil, and vanilla in a separate bowl.
Combine both mixtures.
Pour batter into greased loaf pan.
Swirl in maple syrup with flair.
Bake for 30 minutes or until golden and fragrant.
Let it cool before slicing into your new obsession.