Preheat your oven to 325°F, because cold ovens are rude.
Mix the crust: Combine graham crumbs, melted coconut oil, and maple syrup. Press into a greased springform pan like it owes you money.
Bake crust for 8 minutes. Let it cool while you boss around the filling.
Blend the filling: Chuck all filling ingredients into a blender. Blitz until it’s smoother than your last situationship.
Pour filling into the cooled crust. Level it out because uneven cheesecake is chaotic.
Make the caramel swirl: In a small saucepan, heat coconut sugar, cream, and oil over medium heat. Stir till it bubbles like drama in a group chat.
Add vanilla and salt to the caramel. Let cool for 5 minutes.
Drizzle caramel over the cheesecake. Swirl with a toothpick like a caffeinated artist.
Bake cheesecake for 45–50 minutes. It’ll jiggle slightly—like you at a wedding dancefloor.
Cool completely, then chill in the fridge for at least 4 hours (or overnight if you believe in delayed gratification).
Slice, serve, and remind people it’s dairy-free before they faint from shock.