Step 1: Blend oats, walnuts, syrup, coconut oil, and salt until sticky and crumbly. You want a texture like your last text message—intense.
Step 2: Press mixture into muffin molds or mini tart cups. Pop into the fridge while you prep the filling.
Step 3: Drain cashews. Blend with espresso, syrup, cream, cacao, vanilla, lemon juice, and salt until silky smooth and scandalously good.
Step 4: Pour the mocha mix into the chilled crusts. Tap to remove air bubbles—because cheesecake shouldn’t have anxiety.
Step 5: Chill the bites for 4 hours or until firm enough to handle compliments.
Step 6: Assemble your board like it’s auditioning for Pinterest. Add cheesecake bites, berries, nuts, chocolate, and flair.
Step 7: Snap photos. Brag on Instagram. Eat everything.