Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease a donut pan like it’s your skincare step zero.
In a large bowl, whisk together flour, cocoa, espresso powder, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
In a separate bowl, combine almond milk, vinegar, coconut oil, sugar, and vanilla.
Pour wet ingredients into dry and stir until just combined. Don't overmix unless you like dense, moody donuts.
Pipe or spoon the batter into the donut pan. Bake for 12 minutes.
Cool donuts on a rack while you plot revenge on your ex or your WiFi.
Mix powdered sugar, cocoa, espresso, vanilla, and optional almond milk until smooth and glossy.
Dip each cooled donut into the mocha glaze. Let it set before arranging them beautifully—or just eat one immediately.