Cheese and Meat Charcuterie Board with Mocha Brownies
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This fabulous charcuterie board features savory vegan cheese, deli-style mock meats, fruit, crackers, and chewy mocha brownies that scream, “yes, I do brunch.”
Prep Time 30 minutes mins
Cook Time 20 minutes mins
Total Time 50 minutes mins
Servings 4 servings
Calories 340 kcal
For the Mocha Brownies:
- 1 cup all-purpose flour
- 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
- 1 cup coconut sugar
- 1/4 tsp baking soda
- 1/2 tsp salt
- 1/3 cup melted coconut oil
- 1/2 cup brewed strong coffee
- 1/4 cup unsweetened plant-based milk
- 1 tsp vanilla extract
- 1/2 cup vegan chocolate chips
For the Charcuterie Board:
- 1/2 cup plant-based cheddar cheese slices
- 1/2 cup vegan pepperoni or smoked deli slices
- 1/2 cup cashew cheese or cheese spread
- 1/2 cup mixed olives
- 1/2 cup roasted almonds or walnuts
- 1 cup assorted fresh berries
- 1 apple sliced thin
- 1/2 cup dried apricots
- 1 cup assorted vegan crackers or baguette slices
- Fresh herbs optional (for bougie vibes)
Step 1: Preheat your oven to 350°F and line a baking pan with parchment like a responsible adult.
Step 2: In a bowl, mix flour, cocoa powder, baking soda, salt, and coconut sugar until you feel like a wizard.
Step 3: In another bowl, combine coffee, melted oil, plant milk, and vanilla. Whisk it like you’re beating life’s problems.
Step 4: Add wet ingredients to dry, stir until smooth. Fold in chocolate chips like they’re secret treasure.
Step 5: Pour batter into pan. Bake for 20 minutes or until it smells like redemption. Let cool. Try not to eat yet.
Step 6: Slice brownies into perfect squares. Resist urge to eat them all before building your board.
Step 7: On a big platter, place cheeses, mock meats, fruit, crackers, and dips like you’re styling a magazine shoot.
Step 8: Add brownie squares last—like the edible mic drop this board deserves. Garnish with herbs. Instagram immediately.
Nutritional Info (Per Serving)
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Calories: 340
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Total Fat: 19g
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Saturated Fat: 6g
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Carbohydrates: 38g
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Fiber: 5g
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Protein: 7g
Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving)
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Iron: 14%
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Calcium: 10%
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Vitamin B6: 8%
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Magnesium: 11%
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Folate: 9%
Additional Tips & Notes
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Brew extra coffee for the brownies—and for your emotional support mug.
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Add spicy vegan jerky for flavor chaos and bragging rights.
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Don’t skimp on texture—mix crunchy, creamy, chewy, and juicy.
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Sprinkle flaky salt over brownies for that chef’s kiss moment.
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If your board looks chaotic, just call it “rustic chic.” Works every time.