Coffee Almond Energy Balls
moka coffee pot
A no-bake, protein-packed snack that combines almonds, dates, and coffee for an energy boost without the junk. Perfect for busy schedules.
Prep Time 10 minutes mins
Total Time 10 minutes mins
Servings 10 servings
Calories 90 kcal
- 1 cup almonds raw, because roasted would be showing off
- 1 cup dates pitted, unless you enjoy dental work
- 2 tbsp coffee ground, because whole beans won’t mix well
- 1 tbsp cocoa powder for that deep, rich flavor
- 1 tbsp almond butter holds everything together like a good life coach
- ½ tsp vanilla extract optional, but why skip it?
- Pinch of salt because contrast makes flavors pop
Toss the almonds into a blender and pulse until finely chopped. Don’t overdo it, or you’ll end up with almond butter.
Add dates, coffee, cocoa powder, almond butter, vanilla, and salt. Blend until the mixture sticks together like a good excuse.
Scoop out portions and roll them into bite-sized balls. If it’s too sticky, chill the mixture for a few minutes.
Pop them in the fridge for at least 20 minutes—if you can wait that long.
Eat, enjoy, and pretend you didn’t just have five in a row.
Nutritional Values (Per Serving)
- Calories: ~90
- Total Fat: 5g
- Saturated Fat: 0.5g
- Carbohydrates: 10g
- Fiber: 2g
- Protein: 2g
Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving)
- Magnesium: 8%
- Iron: 5%
- Potassium: 6%
- Calcium: 4%
- Vitamin E: 7%
Additional Notes/Tips
- Swap almonds for cashews if you want a creamier texture.
- Roll them in shredded coconut or cocoa powder for extra flair.
- Store in an airtight container in the fridge—they’ll last a week (if you don’t eat them all first).
- Need a stronger caffeine kick? Add an extra tablespoon of coffee.
Now go make these and stop pretending that protein bars taste good.