Brew your coffee and chill it faster than your ex vanished after brunch.
Run the açaí packet under warm water for 10 seconds so it blends without drama.
In a blender, add frozen banana, ½ cup coffee, and ½ cup almond milk.
Drop in the thawed açaí, 1 tablespoon almond butter, and 1 tablespoon maple syrup.
Add ½ teaspoon vanilla, a pinch of cinnamon, and a flirt of sea salt.
Blend on high until it's smoother than your last online date profile.
Pour into bowls like you meant to do this all week.
Top with fruit, granola, and coconut. Be a maximalist.
Sprinkle chia like you're casting spells.
Devour like a goddess who never skips breakfast.