Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). No one likes a lazy oven.
Combine flour, salt, and coconut oil in a bowl. Use a fork or cutter to create crumbs.
Add maple syrup and cold water gradually. Form dough, press into tart pan, and chill 10 minutes.
Bake crust for 12 minutes. Let it cool while you handle the delicious drama.
In a saucepan, whisk brown sugar, coconut milk, cornstarch, espresso, and salt over medium heat. Stir until thick and glossy.
Remove from heat, add vanilla and pecans. Stir until those pecans feel loved.
Pour mixture into crust. Smooth the top like you're frosting out bad vibes.
Bake another 12–15 minutes. Cool for 20 minutes, then refrigerate 1 hour to set.
Slice with confidence and serve like a woman who knows her worth.