Preheat oven to 350°F. Grease and line both tins, or suffer the wrath of stuck sponge.
Sift flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt into a bowl. Channel your inner baker.
In another bowl, beat butter with both sugars until light and fluffy. Don’t stop until your arm feels it.
Add eggs one by one. Beat after each like you mean it.
Stir in the coffee mix, milk, and vanilla. Try not to drink it.
Add dry mix gradually. Fold in toasted walnuts like a professional.
Divide batter between tins. Bake for 28–30 minutes or until golden and proud.
Let cakes cool completely before frosting unless you enjoy sliding disasters.
For frosting, beat butter until creamy. Add sugar, coffee mix, vanilla, and salt. Whip until dangerously irresistible.
Frost generously. Layer, smooth, top with walnuts, and pretend you didn't lick the spoon five times.