Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). Line your baking tray. Sip your coffee. Breathe.
In a bowl, whisk flour, baking soda, and salt. Pretend you're a professional.
In another bowl, cream vegan butter and sugar until fluffy. Add flax egg and vanilla.
Gradually mix dry ingredients into the butter mixture. Your arm workout for the day.
For the swirl, beat cream cheese, espresso, sugar, and vanilla until smooth. Taste-test “for science.”
Scoop dough into balls. Flatten slightly. Add ½ tsp of swirl to each top.
Use a toothpick to swirl cream gently into the dough. Channel your inner Pinterest mom.
Bake for 12 minutes. Let cool or eat one while it’s lava-hot.
Admire the beautiful swirls. Act surprised like you didn’t nail it.
Store leftovers in an airtight container. Just kidding—there won't be leftovers.