Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C), because pie waits for no woman.
In a bowl, toss sliced apples with brewed coffee, maple syrup, coconut sugar, cornstarch, cinnamon, nutmeg, vanilla, and salt.
Let that sit while you pretend it’s marinating like a main character.
Press vegan crust into a pie dish and crimp edges like the baking queen you are.
Pour apple mixture into the crust, evenly spreading the drama.
In another bowl, mix oats, almond flour, brown sugar, coconut oil, coffee, cinnamon, and salt until crumbly.
Sprinkle streusel topping generously over the apple filling. You’re not stingy.
Bake for 45 minutes until golden and bubbly and smells like you have your life together.
Let cool slightly before slicing, or risk molten fruit mouth.