Add coconut cream, oat milk, vanilla extract, and maple syrup to a blender.
Blend for 20–30 seconds until thick, airy foam forms.
Fill two tall glasses with ice cubes evenly.
Pour chilled brewed coffee over ice, dividing equally.
Stir one tablespoon caramel syrup into each glass.
Spoon cold foam generously over the coffee surface.
Drizzle remaining caramel syrup on top for attitude.
Serve immediately and sip with self-respect.