Make the crust: Combine cookie crumbs, melted coconut oil, and maple syrup in a bowl.
Mix until it resembles wet sand and commit to it—no overthinking.
Press the mixture into a 9-inch pie dish, smoothing the base and sides.
Place in the freezer for 15 minutes to set the mood (and the crust).
Prepare the filling: In a small saucepan, melt the chocolate chips with brewed coffee over low heat until smooth.
Remove from heat and stir in maple syrup, vanilla extract, and salt. Let cool slightly.
In another bowl, whisk the coconut cream until fluffy and showing off.
Fold the chocolate mixture into the whipped cream gently, like handling your BFF’s secrets.
Pour into the chilled crust and smooth the top with flair.
Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes or until firm and fabulous.
Garnish with whipped cream, shaved chocolate, or a light dusting of cocoa.
Slice, serve, and accept compliments gracefully.