Prepare the cashew mascarpone: Blend soaked cashews, coconut cream, syrup, lemon juice, vanilla, and salt until smooth. Chill it.
Make the ganache: Melt chocolate, plant milk, and coconut oil together until silky. Stir like you're in a French film.
Mix the espresso soak: Combine brewed coffee, maple syrup, and vanilla. Try not to drink it all.
Assemble layer one: Dip cookies quickly in espresso mix. Line them neatly in the baking dish.
Spread half the mascarpone mixture: Smooth it out like your favorite under-eye concealer.
Drizzle ganache: Let it casually fall over the mascarpone layer. Like drama—intentional but elegant.
Repeat layers: Espresso cookies, mascarpone, ganache. Your masterpiece is forming.
Chill for at least 3–4 hours: Resist checking every 10 minutes.
Before serving: Dust with cocoa powder like you’re blessing it. Serve cold. Accept applause.