Preheat oven to 350°F. Channel your inner pastry queen.
Combine crushed cookies, oil, maple syrup, and salt in a bowl. Stir until it looks like edible soil.
Press the mixture into the tart pan like it owes you rent.
Bake crust for 15 minutes until firm. Let it cool while you question life choices.
In a saucepan, warm the coconut milk until it simmers—don’t boil or overachieve.
Turn off heat. Add chopped chocolate, cover for 2 minutes, then whisk like your life depends on it.
Stir in espresso, vanilla, and extra maple syrup (if your sweet tooth is co-dependent).
Pour the ganache into the cooled crust. Gently shake pan to even it out.
Refrigerate for 2 hours or until set. Distract yourself by online shopping.
Garnish with shaved chocolate or espresso beans before serving. Act like it took all day.