Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C) and line your baking pan with parchment like the queen of prep.
In one bowl, combine flour, cocoa, salt, baking powder, and espresso. Whisk like you’re shaking off bad decisions.
In another bowl, mix both sugars, applesauce, melted oil, vanilla, and brewed coffee until smooth and moody.
Pour wet mixture into dry. Stir until you no longer see flour, but still see your life choices.
Fold in chocolate chunks like they’re love letters from your snack soulmate.
Pour batter into the pan, spread evenly, and give it a little love tap on the counter.
Bake for 25 minutes. Edges should look set, center just slightly soft—like your boundaries on weekends.
Cool in pan for 10–15 minutes, then cut. Try not to eat all 12 in one sitting.