Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line your cookie sheet with parchment, like the organized adult you’re faking to be.
Dissolve espresso powder in hot water. In a large bowl, cream vegan butter, sugar, and maple syrup until fluffy like your emotional support cat.
Stir in espresso mix and vanilla extract. Mix until it looks like you actually know what you’re doing.
Add flour, baking soda, and salt. Combine into dough. Fold in chocolate chips like you’re hiding secrets.
Scoop dough into balls, place on tray, and bake for 12 minutes. Cool completely so the filling doesn’t ghost you.
For the filling, whip butter, powdered sugar, brewed espresso, vanilla, and salt until smooth enough to flirt with.
Sandwich filling between two cookies. Gently press. Devour while making dramatic eye contact with your to-do list.