Preheat oven to 350°F, line pan with parchment paper like a responsible adult.
In a bowl, whisk pumpkin, brown sugar, maple syrup, espresso, coconut oil, and vanilla.
In another bowl, mix flour, cinnamon, nutmeg, baking powder, and salt.
Gradually stir dry ingredients into the wet mixture, don’t overdo it—no one likes a tough bar.
Fold in walnuts if you’re feeling wild.
Spread batter evenly into your lined pan, channel your inner Virgo for neat corners.
Bake for 30 minutes or until a toothpick comes out mostly clean (moist crumbs = yes).
Cool for 15 minutes before slicing unless you enjoy third-degree dessert burns.
Serve with coffee, oat milk latte, or your latest drama.
Store in an airtight container or hide from your family—it’s your journey.