Espresso Hazelnut Energy Bars
moka coffee pot
Espresso Hazelnut Energy Bars are rich, chewy, naturally sweet, and caffeine-charged. Vegan, gluten-free, and unapologetically extra—just like you on deadline day.
Prep Time 10 minutes mins
Total Time 10 minutes mins
Servings 10 servings
Calories 200 kcal
- 1 cup Medjool dates pitted and moody
- 3/4 cup raw hazelnuts unroasted, unapologetic
- 1/2 cup rolled oats classic overachievers
- 2 tbsp chia seeds because fiber is queen
- 1 tbsp flaxseed meal keeps things grounded
- 1/4 cup hazelnut butter yes, it exists and yes, it slaps
- 2 tbsp maple syrup sweet but not clingy
- 1 tbsp espresso powder stay caffeinated and unbothered
- 2 tbsp cocoa powder moody and essential
- 1 tsp vanilla extract a reliable icon
- 1/4 tsp sea salt because you’re complex
- Optional: 2 tbsp vegan chocolate chips drama in the best way
Soak dates for 5 minutes in warm water if they feel dry and distant. Drain them like bad vibes.
Toss hazelnuts and oats into a food processor. Pulse until it’s giving granola realness.
Add dates, hazelnut butter, syrup, espresso, cocoa, flax, chia, vanilla, and salt. Blend until sticky and dramatic.
If it’s too dry, splash in a teaspoon of water. Not wine—yet.
Stir in chocolate chips like you're stirring the pot (with love).
Line pan with parchment. Press mix in evenly like it’s your full-time job.
Chill for 30 minutes while you contemplate quitting your actual job.
Slice into 10 bars. Store in fridge. Eat whenever life gets too real.
Nutritional Values (per bar)
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Calories: 200
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Total Fat: 10g
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Saturated Fat: 1.3g
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Carbohydrates: 22g
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Fiber: 4g
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Protein: 4g
Vitamins & Minerals (per bar)
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Iron: 9%
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Magnesium: 11%
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Vitamin E: 8%
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Zinc: 6%
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Folate: 5%
Additional Notes & Tips
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Roast hazelnuts before blending if you want extra depth (like your poetry phase).
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Swap maple syrup with agave if you’re in a wild mood.
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Want crunch? Toss in crushed rice cakes or cacao nibs.
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Use decaf if your vibe is chill chaos, not wired-and-weeping.
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Wrap individually for grab-and-go magic with zero morning commitment.
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