Step 1: Preheat your oven to 400°F and line a baking sheet with parchment like the queen of clean baking.
Step 2: In a large bowl, whisk flour, baking powder, soda, salt, cocoa, and espresso powder like you mean it.
Step 3: Cut in the solid coconut oil until the mix feels sandy and low-key luxurious.
Step 4: Mix almond milk, syrup, vanilla, and vinegar in a cup—this is your plant-based magic potion.
Step 5: Pour the wet into the dry and stir until it almost comes together. Almost.
Step 6: Fold in chopped strawberries and chocolate chips. Try not to eat half the dough (we said try).
Step 7: Turn dough onto a floured surface and shape into a disc. Slice into 8 triangles like a pie chart of joy.
Step 8: Transfer scones to the baking sheet and bake for 18–20 minutes until they’re golden with attitude.
Step 9: Mix glaze ingredients and drizzle over cooled scones like you’re icing your life choices with class.