Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Line baking tray. Channel your inner barista-meets-baker.
Whisk flour, cocoa, baking powder, and salt in a bowl. Pretend you didn’t spill flour on yourself.
In another bowl, beat vegan butter and brown sugar until fluffy. Add flax egg, vanilla, and espresso. Mix until smooth.
Gradually combine dry and wet ingredients. Stir with grace—or mild aggression.
Scoop dough into balls, place on tray, and slightly flatten. Keep spacing like you do with people.
Bake for 12 minutes. Let cool on rack, and don’t poke them every 30 seconds.
Whisk glaze ingredients until smooth. Spoon gently over cooled cookies in swirly, dramatic fashion.
Let glaze set, or eat while dripping like you’ve completely lost control.
Serve with coffee. Or wine. We don’t judge.