Step 1: Preheat the oven to 375°F and line a baking sheet with parchment, because we’re not scrubbing pans today.
Step 2: In a bowl, whisk flour, baking powder, soda, and salt. You’re halfway to fluffy town.
Step 3: Cut in solid coconut oil until the mix looks like your skincare powder before water hits.
Step 4: Mix plant milk, maple syrup, and vinegar in a separate cup. Pour it into the dry mix.
Step 5: Stir just until combined. Drop dough in six mounds on the sheet. No perfection—this is rustic glam.
Step 6: Bake for 20–25 minutes until golden. Let them cool while you question why you’ve never done this sooner.
Step 7: Toss strawberries with lemon juice and maple syrup. Let them get juicy and dramatic.
Step 8: In a saucepan, melt chocolate chips, espresso powder, coconut oil, and milk over low heat. Stir until silky.
Step 9: Slice each shortcake, layer with strawberries, and then drizzle with the mocha glaze like you're blessing your taste buds.