Brew your espresso and let it cool—don’t rush perfection.
Melt chocolate chips gently using a double boiler or microwave (no burning, please).
In a blender, combine tofu, melted chocolate, espresso, maple syrup, vanilla, and salt.
Blend until completely smooth and luscious. Taste test… for quality control.
Pour into your cutest serving dishes.
Chill in the fridge for at least 45 minutes—yes, beauty takes time.
Before serving, doll it up with your favorite toppings.
Take a picture. Post it. Pretend you spent hours.
Eat slowly and dramatically—channel your inner Parisian café queen.