Preheat oven to 375°F and line a baking tray like you're prepping a red carpet.
Combine flour, cocoa, baking powder, sugar, and espresso powder in a bowl.
Cut in butter with a pastry cutter until it feels like chocolatey beach sand.
Stir in milk and vanilla. Mix gently until dough forms—no overmixing, we're not kneading our feelings.
Shape dough into rustic rounds and place on tray.
Bake 18–20 minutes, or until the biscuits puff like they pay rent.
While they bake, toss berries with maple syrup and let them soak in the attention.
Cool the biscuits slightly, then slice horizontally.
Layer the bottom half with whipped cream and berries.
Top with the second biscuit, add more cream, and sprinkle with chocolate curls. Glamour shot optional, but encouraged.