Step 1: Preheat oven to 350°F and line your muffin tin like a cupcake runway.
Step 2: In a mixing bowl, whisk flour, cocoa, espresso, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Keep it classy.
Step 3: Combine almond milk and vinegar in a separate bowl. Let it curdle like your mood when plans get canceled.
Step 4: Add oil and vanilla to the milk mixture. Pour wet into dry and stir until smooth. Don’t overmix—we’re not beating a dead horse.
Step 5: Spoon batter into liners, filling each ¾ full. Bake for 18 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean-ish.
Step 6: Mix strawberries with maple syrup and lemon juice. Let them marinate in their sweet little drama.
Step 7: Once cupcakes cool, scoop out a small center and fill with berry mix. Keep the tops for snacking.
Step 8: Whip coconut cream, sugar, and vanilla. Pipe or dollop on top. Garnish with sass and extra berries.