Step 1: Preheat oven to 350°F and grease your tart pan like it owes you money.
Step 2: In a bowl, mix almond flour, melted coconut oil, maple syrup, vanilla, and salt. Press into the tart pan base.
Step 3: Bake the crust for 10 minutes until slightly golden. Cool it down—just like your texts to your ex.
Step 4: In a large bowl, whisk flour, cocoa, espresso powder, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
Step 5: In another bowl, combine almond milk, vinegar, oil, and vanilla. Stir wet into dry until smooth.
Step 6: Pour the batter over the baked crust and spread it evenly. Bake for 20 minutes or until set.
Step 7: Toss sliced strawberries with lemon juice and maple syrup. Let them sit and soak up the sass.
Step 8: Once cooled, top the cake with strawberry mixture. Slice, serve, and prepare for applause.