Step 1: Preheat the oven to 350°F. Grease and line two 8-inch cake pans. No shortcuts—this isn’t your ex’s birthday cake.
Step 2: Whisk flour, baking powder, soda, salt, and sugar in a big bowl. It’s dry, but it’s about to glow up.
Step 3: Mix almond milk, vinegar, vanilla, and oil in a separate bowl. This is your vegan magic potion.
Step 4: Combine wet and dry ingredients until smooth, but don’t overmix like you’re overthinking a text.
Step 5: Divide the batter evenly between the pans and bake for 28–30 minutes. Insert toothpick, and pray for clean drama-free results.
Step 6: Cool the cakes completely on a rack before buttercream-ing. Warm cake melts frosting. It’s not a disaster, it’s a life lesson.
Step 7: For the buttercream, beat vegan butter until fluffy. Add powdered sugar, cocoa, espresso, almond milk, and vanilla. Beat until thick and rich—like your dream life.
Step 8: Toss strawberries with maple syrup (optional). Let them sit and release their sweet secrets.
Step 9: Layer one cake, spread mocha buttercream, pile on strawberries, and repeat. Top with more frosting and a few showoff berries.