When you’re craving dessert but pretending it’s breakfast, this smoothie shows up like the hero you didn’t know you needed.
Chocolate and peanut butter? Yes. Creamy Greek yogurt? Also yes. Protein-packed and thick enough to eat with a spoon? Obviously.
It’s your “healthy girl era” without tasting like punishment. It fuels your day and still lets you live your chocolate fantasy.
Whether you call it a smoothie or a spoonable miracle, this glass of goodness doesn’t mess around.
One sip and you’ll say, “Who needs cake?” Answer: still us, but this’ll hold us over.
Chocolate Peanut Butter Smoothie with Greek Yogurt
A decadent chocolate peanut butter smoothie made creamy with Greek-style vegan yogurt, rich in protein and flavor. A dessert-like snack you’ll shamelessly love.
Ingredients
- 1 frozen banana
- 1 tablespoon peanut butter
- 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder
- 1 scoop chocolate vegan protein powder
- ¾ cup unsweetened almond milk
- ½ cup plant-based Greek-style yogurt coconut or almond works best
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1 –2 teaspoons maple syrup optional, depending on mood
- Ice cubes optional if you like it frosty
Instructions
- Blend the banana, milk, and yogurt first so your blender doesn’t rebel.
- Add peanut butter, cocoa powder, and protein powder for the dreamy flavor punch.
- Toss in vanilla and maple syrup if you’re sweet today.
- Add ice for texture that says “I made an effort.”
- Blend until smooth, creamy, and luscious.
- Pour into a glass. Sip slowly or inhale—we don’t judge.
Notes
🍫 Nutritional Values (Per Serving)
- Calories: 365
- Total Fat: 14g
- Saturated Fat: 3g
- Carbohydrates: 32g
- Fiber: 6g
- Protein: 21g
🧬 Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving)
- Calcium: 18%
- Iron: 20%
- Vitamin B12: 25%
- Magnesium: 22%
- Potassium: 24%
💡 Additional Notes/Tips
- Want extra creaminess? Add ¼ avocado (yes, really—it’s bougie but worth it).
- Sprinkle cacao nibs on top for crunch and Instagram clout.
- Skip the maple syrup if your protein powder is already sweet like your ex used to be.
- Use a spoon if it gets too thick to sip—hello, smoothie parfait vibes.
- This doubles as dessert, so feel smug about your life choices.
