This Classic Dark Chocolate Coffee Smoothie is the grown-up milkshake your mornings have been begging for — caffeine included, guilt excluded. It’s silky, rich, and tastes like you bribed a barista and a chocolatier to collaborate. The bold coffee wakes you up; the dark chocolate soothes your soul. It’s a mood, a moment, and maybe even a minor addiction. Bonus: it’s totally vegan, so you can call it “healthy” while sipping like you own the café. Blend, pour, and conquer — because who says you can’t drink your dessert before noon and still be classy?
Classic Dark Chocolate Coffee Smoothie
A rich and creamy Classic Dark Chocolate Coffee Smoothie that blends bold espresso, cocoa, and plant milk for a decadent vegan caffeine boost.
Ingredients
- Main Ingredients:
- 1 small frozen banana
- 1 shot espresso or 1 tsp instant coffee + ¼ cup cold water
- 2 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder
- 1 tbsp almond butter optional for extra creaminess
- ¾ cup almond milk unsweetened
- 1 tsp maple syrup optional
- ½ tsp vanilla extract
- 4 ice cubes
- Optional Toppings:
- Shaved dark chocolate
- Dust of cocoa powder
- Coffee beans for the aesthetic, obviously
Instructions
- Add Ingredients: Toss banana, cocoa powder, espresso, almond milk, and ice into your blender.
- Blend Smoothly: Mix until thick, creamy, and irresistible.
- Adjust Sweetness: Add maple syrup if you want a little extra sweetness.
- Serve Like a Boss: Pour into a chilled glass and top with shaved chocolate.
- Enjoy Without Regret: Sip and savor that perfect coffee-chocolate magic.
Notes
Nutritional Values (Per Serving)
- Calories: 280
- Total Fat: 8g
- Saturated Fat: 2g
- Carbohydrates: 40g
- Fiber: 6g
- Protein: 7g
Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving)
- Iron: 22%
- Calcium: 18%
- Magnesium: 20%
- Potassium: 28%
- Vitamin B6: 15%
Additional Notes/Tips
- Use frozen coffee cubes for extra chill and stronger flavor.
- Add chia or flax seeds for a nutrient boost.
- Use oat milk for a thicker, creamier texture.
- Swap almond butter for peanut butter if you’re feeling rebellious.
- Perfect for mornings when you want energy, indulgence, and absolutely no judgment.
