This Frozen Dark Chocolate Coffee Smoothie is like your personality—chilled, bold, and just the right amount of extra. It’s smooth, creamy, and unapologetically caffeinated, giving you that “I totally have my life together” vibe. The dark chocolate adds indulgence, the coffee brings power, and the frozen texture screams “main character energy.” It’s vegan, rich, and the only kind of drama your morning should have. Blend, sip, and conquer your day with frosty confidence—because honestly, who needs ice cream when you can drink dessert and call it breakfast? This smoothie doesn’t just wake you up; it flirts with your taste buds.
Frozen Dark Chocolate Coffee Smoothie
A silky, refreshing Frozen Dark Chocolate Coffee Smoothie that combines rich cocoa, bold espresso, and frozen bliss for a creamy, energizing vegan treat.
Ingredients
Main Ingredients:
- 1 small frozen banana
- 1 shot espresso or 1 tsp instant coffee + ¼ cup water
- 2 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder
- ¾ cup almond or oat milk
- 1 tsp maple syrup optional
- ½ tsp vanilla extract
- 6 ice cubes
Optional Add-ins:
- 1 tbsp vegan protein powder
- Dash of sea salt or cinnamon
- Dark chocolate shavings for garnish
Instructions
- Combine: Add banana, cocoa powder, coffee, milk, and ice to a blender.
- Blend It: Mix until thick, creamy, and irresistibly smooth.
- Sweeten: Add maple syrup if needed for balance.
- Serve Cold: Pour into a chilled glass and top with dark chocolate shavings.
- Enjoy the Chill: Sip, smile, and bask in your caffeinated glory.
Notes
Nutritional Values (Per Serving)
- Calories: 285
- Total Fat: 7g
- Saturated Fat: 2g
- Carbohydrates: 42g
- Fiber: 8g
- Protein: 7g
Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving)
- Iron: 18%
- Calcium: 20%
- Magnesium: 25%
- Potassium: 28%
- Vitamin E: 22%
Additional Notes/Tips
- Use cold brew coffee for a smoother, less bitter taste.
- Add a scoop of vegan chocolate protein powder for post-workout fuel.
- For extra decadence, drizzle vegan chocolate syrup inside your glass before pouring.
- Swap banana for frozen avocado if you want a thicker, richer base.
- Ideal for mornings when you want caffeine, dessert, and sass—all at once.
