If coffee isn’t in your breakfast, is it even breakfast? This Coffee Banana Smoothie Bowl answers your prayers and your caffeine cravings. It’s thick, creamy, and gives “I have my life together” energy—even when you’re still in yesterday’s pajamas. Bananas meet cold brew and basically throw a wellness party in your mouth. It’s smooth, strong, naturally sweet, and blessedly dairy-free. This bowl doesn’t judge your choices—it fuels them. Toss your cereal, grab a spoon, and caffeinate like you mean it. Bonus: It’s vegan, fast, and just messy enough to look homemade without the actual chaos.

Coffee Banana Smoothie Bowl
A chilled, creamy smoothie bowl powered by bananas, bold coffee, and pure plant-based magic—made to energize and impress.
Ingredients
- 1 large frozen banana cut into chunks
- ½ cup strong cold brew coffee unsweetened, obviously
- ¼ cup almond milk or oat milk if you’re feeling fancy
- 1 tablespoon almond butter the creamy kind, not the clumpy sadness
- 1 teaspoon maple syrup optional, but treat yourself
- 1 tablespoon ground flaxseed for adulting points
- ½ cup ice cubes for texture, not drama
- Toppings go wild, or pretend to be minimalist:
- Sliced fresh banana
- A sprinkle of granola
- Crushed walnuts
- Vegan dark chocolate shavings
- Cinnamon dust optional, but makes it look expensive
Instructions
- Throw the frozen banana, cold brew, almond milk, almond butter, flaxseed, maple syrup, and ice cubes into your blender.
- Blend until thick, creamy, and slightly too pretty to eat.
- Pour the mix into bowls and prepare to feel like a Pinterest mom.
- Add toppings—go for both “nutrient-dense” and “I deserve a treat.”
- Grab a spoon. Ignore texts. Enjoy your life one bite at a time.
Notes
Nutritional Information (Per Serving)
- Calories: 295
- Total Fat: 9g
- Saturated Fat: 1g
- Carbohydrates: 34g
- Fiber: 6g
- Protein: 9g
Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving)
- Potassium: 24%
- Iron: 17%
- Magnesium: 15%
- Vitamin B6: 20%
- Folate: 10%
Additional Notes & Flavor Tips
- Freeze super-ripe bananas for extra sweetness and drama-free blending.
- Add a pinch of sea salt to balance the sweetness and boost flavor depth.
- Swap almond butter for peanut butter if you’re feeling chaotic.
- Toss in a scoop of plant-based protein to upgrade it from breakfast to post-gym hero fuel.
- Serve immediately or refrigerate for 20 minutes if you love a chilled, ice-cream-like vibe.