Let’s talk about breakfast that actually gets you out of bed—no, not your ex’s texts. This is creamy, rich, Mocha Protein Coffee Smoothie Bowl. It’s the sassiest way to get your caffeine and protein hit without juggling three cups and a dumbbell. Cold brew meets plant-based gains in a bowl so extra, it should come with a warning label. Packed with fiber, vegan protein, and that espresso-flavored drama, it tastes like a frappuccino went to yoga class. We’re talking chocolate, coffee, bananas—because you’re fancy. It’s fast, easy, and prettier than your Sunday morning mood.
Mocha Protein Coffee Smoothie Bowl
A bold and luscious smoothie bowl with a kick of coffee and cocoa. Think dessert, but make it breakfast.
Ingredients
- 1 frozen banana
- ½ cup cold brew coffee unsweetened, strong like your willpower
- 1 scoop vegan chocolate protein powder
- 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder
- ¼ cup unsweetened almond milk or oat milk, we’re not here to judge
- 1 tablespoon chia seeds
- 1 teaspoon maple syrup optional, if you’re feeling sweet
- Ice cubes about ½ cup for thickening drama
- Toppings optional, but you know you’re going to do it:
- Granola ¼ cup
- Sliced banana
- Vegan dark chocolate shavings
- A dusting of cocoa powder or cinnamon
Instructions
- Toss the frozen banana, cold brew, protein powder, cocoa powder, almond milk, chia seeds, maple syrup, and ice into a blender.
- Blend on high until smooth, creamy, and resembling something you’d pay $12 for in a mason jar.
- Pour the thick smoothie into a bowl like the wellness queen you are.
- Decorate with toppings like your life depends on it—banana slices, granola, and a sprinkle of dark chocolate magic.
- Snap a photo. Post it. Make everyone jealous. Eat like a caffeinated goddess.
Notes
Nutritional Information (Per Serving)
- Calories: 285
- Total Fat: 7g
- Saturated Fat: 1g
- Carbohydrates: 35g
- Fiber: 8g
- Protein: 20g
Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving)
- Iron: 20%
- Vitamin B6: 15%
- Magnesium: 18%
- Potassium: 22%
- Folate: 10%
Notes & Tips for Ultimate Deliciousness
- Freeze your bananas when they’re overripe—they’re sweeter and more dramatic that way.
- Add a pinch of sea salt if you’re feeling edgy—it brings out the mocha like a plot twist.
- Swap cold brew for espresso if you’re in a rush and want turbo speed.
- Use frozen cauliflower instead of banana for fewer carbs and more “look at me adulting” energy.
- This bowl pairs well with yoga pants, chaotic schedules, and pretending you have it together.
