Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C) while judging your kitchen organization.
In a bowl, combine flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt like you mean it.
Cut in vegan butter until it resembles sandy chaos.
Mix plant milk with vanilla and espresso powder until well blended.
Pour liquid into dry ingredients. Stir gently until it forms a dough.
Scoop or shape dough into cute little rounds. Place on a baking tray.
Bake for 18–20 minutes, until golden and slightly puffed with pride.
Toss strawberries with maple syrup and set aside to soak up drama.
Once cakes are cool, slice in half and stack with strawberries and coconut whip.
Drizzle with chocolate, strike a pose, and serve immediately with side-eye.