Soak dates in warm water for 5 minutes if dry. Drain and roll your eyes at how easy this is.
Toss almonds and oats into a food processor. Pulse till it’s giving granola realness.
Add dates, almond butter, maple syrup, espresso powder, vanilla, salt, chia, and flaxseed. Blend until smooth-ish.
If the mix’s too dry, add a splash of water. Not wine. Focus.
Fold in chocolate chips. Unless you’re lying about that sugar detox.
Line a baking dish with parchment. Press the mix in like it’s your job.
Chill for at least 30 minutes. You too.
Cut into bars, store in the fridge, and resist eating all ten at once.