Go Back

Coffee Almond Energy Bars

moka coffee pot
These Coffee Almond Energy Bars are your daily caffeine boost disguised as a snack. Vegan, energizing, and oh-so-snackable.
Prep Time 15 minutes
Total Time 15 minutes
Servings 10 servings
Calories 190 kcal

Ingredients
  

  • 1 cup Medjool dates pitted, sticky, and dramatic
  • 1/2 cup almonds raw, because we’re keeping it real
  • 1/2 cup rolled oats old-fashioned like your grandma’s dating advice
  • 2 tbsp chia seeds tiny, mighty, fiber-loaded queens
  • 2 tbsp ground flaxseed extra plant-powered punch
  • 1/4 cup almond butter creamy glue holding life together
  • 2 tbsp maple syrup vegan sweetness without the guilt
  • 1 tbsp instant espresso powder hello, inner energy monster
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract because you’re classy
  • 1/4 tsp sea salt balance, like your love life
  • Optional: 2 tbsp dark chocolate chips emotionally necessary

Instructions
 

  • Soak dates in warm water for 5 minutes if dry. Drain and roll your eyes at how easy this is.
  • Toss almonds and oats into a food processor. Pulse till it’s giving granola realness.
  • Add dates, almond butter, maple syrup, espresso powder, vanilla, salt, chia, and flaxseed. Blend until smooth-ish.
  • If the mix’s too dry, add a splash of water. Not wine. Focus.
  • Fold in chocolate chips. Unless you’re lying about that sugar detox.
  • Line a baking dish with parchment. Press the mix in like it’s your job.
  • Chill for at least 30 minutes. You too.
  • Cut into bars, store in the fridge, and resist eating all ten at once.

Notes

Nutritional Values (per bar)

  • Calories: 190
  • Total Fat: 9g
  • Saturated Fat: 1g
  • Carbohydrates: 22g
  • Fiber: 5g
  • Protein: 4g

Vitamins & Minerals (per bar)

  • Iron: 10%
  • Magnesium: 12%
  • Calcium: 6%
  • Vitamin E: 8%
  • Folate: 5%

Additional Tips

  • Swap almond butter for peanut butter if you’re feeling rebellious.
  • Want it crunchier? Add toasted quinoa or rice crisps.
  • Use decaf espresso powder if you’re already vibrating with stress.
  • For extra sass, drizzle melted chocolate on top. Channel your inner Martha.
  • Wrap bars individually—perfect for your purse, gym bag, or emotional support drawer.