Whisk coconut milk, cashew milk, cocoa, espresso, maple syrup, and cornstarch in a saucepan.
Simmer over medium heat until thickened, about 8–10 minutes. Stir like you’re mad at your ex.
Remove from heat, add vanilla and salt. Let cool—both emotionally and literally.
Blend the mixture until smooth and sexy.
Fold in dark chocolate chunks. Feel proud.
Pour into your container, cover, and freeze for at least 6 hours.
When ready, let it sit at room temp for 5 minutes before scooping.
Eat directly from the container—who are we trying to impress?