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Coffee Cake Charcuterie Board

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This vegan coffee cake charcuterie board features spiced cake slices, crunchy toppings, sweet spreads, and fruit—perfect for brunch, flexing, or chaotic breakfast energy.
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Prep Time 35 minutes
Cook Time 55 minutes
Total Time 1 hour 30 minutes
Servings 6 servings
Calories 310 kcal

Ingredients
  

For the Coffee Cake:

  • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 3/4 cup brown sugar
  • 1/3 cup vegetable oil
  • 1/2 cup unsweetened plant milk
  • 1/4 cup unsweetened applesauce
  • 1 tbsp apple cider vinegar
  • 1 1/2 tsp baking powder
  • 1/2 tsp baking soda
  • 1 tbsp instant coffee or espresso powder
  • 1 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
  • 1/4 tsp nutmeg
  • Pinch of salt
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract

Crumble Topping:

  • 1/3 cup rolled oats
  • 1/4 cup flour
  • 1/4 cup brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup coconut oil solid
  • Pinch of cinnamon

Charcuterie Board Add-ons:

  • 1/2 cup fresh berries strawberries, raspberries, drama
  • 1/4 cup almond butter or vegan chocolate spread
  • 1/4 cup chopped walnuts or pecans
  • 1/2 cup dried fruit figs, apricots, raisins
  • Edible flowers or mint sprigs for visual superiority

Instructions
 

  • Step 1: Preheat oven to 350°F and grease your baking dish like you mean it.
  • Step 2: In a large bowl, mix flour, sugar, baking powder, soda, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, and instant coffee. Yes, it smells like ambition.
  • Step 3: In another bowl, whisk plant milk, vinegar, oil, applesauce, and vanilla. Pour wet into dry. Stir until smooth and sassy.
  • Step 4: Pour the batter into the baking dish and level it with a spatula.
  • Step 5: Mix oats, flour, brown sugar, coconut oil, and cinnamon with a fork until crumbly. Sprinkle over the cake batter.
  • Step 6: Bake for 35 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean. Cool it like you cool off from petty drama—slowly.
  • Step 7: Slice coffee cake once it’s cool. Arrange with fruits, spreads, nuts, and drama on your charcuterie board.
  • Step 8: Garnish with flowers. Stare at it lovingly. Consume like a brunch goddess with zero regrets.

Notes

Nutritional Values (Per Serving)

  • Calories: 310
  • Total Fat: 14g
  • Saturated Fat: 5g
  • Carbohydrates: 42g
  • Fiber: 4g
  • Protein: 5g

Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving)

  • Iron: 12%
  • Calcium: 10%
  • Magnesium: 8%
  • Folate: 9%
  • Vitamin B6: 6%

Additional Notes & Tips

  • Use espresso powder for deeper coffee drama.
  • Add a drizzle of maple syrup if you're feeling flirtatious.
  • Chill spreads in cute ramekins to feel emotionally stable.
  • Bake the cake the night before to avoid chaos at brunch o’clock.
  • If someone asks, yes—it’s “artisan.” Wink and sip your oat latte.