Line an 8x8-inch baking pan with parchment paper like a boss.
In a saucepan, heat coconut cream, brown sugar, and brewed coffee over medium heat.
Stir continuously, because burning caramel is the enemy.
Once bubbly and thickened (about 6-8 minutes), remove from heat.
Stir in coconut oil, vanilla, and salt.
Toss in vegan chocolate chips and stir until completely melted and glossy.
Pour the luscious mixture into the lined pan and spread evenly.
Refrigerate for at least 2 hours until firm enough to slice.
Cut into 16 glorious squares and store in the fridge, if they survive that long.
Serve with coffee or straight off the pan, no judgment.