Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). Line your baking tray with parchment like the well-prepared queen you are.
Dissolve espresso powder in hot water—yes, this is your emotional support shot.
Cream vegan butter with brown and coconut sugar until fluffy and slightly smug.
Mix in espresso and vanilla. Feel powerful.
Add flour, baking soda, and salt. Stir until it becomes a soft, clingy dough.
Fold in chocolate chips like you're folding laundry (except this brings joy).
Scoop dough onto tray. Bake for 12 minutes or until golden around the edges and slightly gooey in the middle.
Cool cookies completely. No shortcuts—unless you enjoy frosting melt-downs.
For filling: beat vegan butter, powdered sugar, coffee, vanilla, and salt until smooth and spreadable like your favorite excuse.
Pair cookies by size. Spread or pipe coffee cream between them. Press gently, inhale deeply, and bite gloriously.