Stir flaxseed meal and water in a small bowl; let it sit for 5 minutes. Flax egg magic, activated.
In a mixing bowl, whisk flour, baking soda, and salt. Nothing wild yet.
Cream vegan butter, brown sugar, and white sugar in another bowl until fluffy and suspiciously delicious.
Add flax egg and vanilla to butter-sugar mix. Beat until smooth.
Slowly mix dry ingredients into wet mixture. Fold in chocolate chips like you're tucking in a diva.
Chill dough for 10 minutes. Yes, cookies need “me time” too.
In a small bowl, mix vegan cream cheese, powdered sugar, instant coffee, vanilla, and a pinch of salt.
Scoop out a tablespoon of dough. Flatten it slightly.
Add half a teaspoon of coffee cream to the center.
Cover with another small dough portion. Seal edges. Repeat until you run out of willpower.
Place cookies on parchment-lined tray. Bake at 350°F (175°C) for 12 minutes.
Let them cool for 10 minutes before devouring like a civilized chaos queen.