Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease your doughnut pan like you mean it.
Whisk flour, sugar, baking powder, soda, cinnamon, and salt in a bowl like you're mixing drama.
In a separate bowl, stir coffee, almond milk, oil, vanilla, and vinegar with the elegance of a late-night snack run.
Combine wet and dry ingredients, mixing just enough—not everything needs overthinking.
Spoon batter into pan, level it like your eyebrows.
Bake 12 minutes, until golden and puffy with confidence.
Cool the doughnuts while you multitask your life into the espresso glaze.
For glaze, whisk powdered sugar, espresso, vanilla, and salt until smooth and glossy like your ex’s excuses.
Dip doughnuts or drizzle—however your soul guides you.
Let set briefly unless you’re impatient (same), then devour with pride.