Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Act like you’ve got this (you do).
Mix graham crumbs, coconut oil, and maple syrup. Press into pie dish. Bake crust for 10 minutes, then cool.
Blend hazelnuts in food processor until smooth (or as smooth as your dating history).
In a saucepan, whisk coconut milk, coffee, cornstarch, maple syrup, vanilla, cocoa, and salt. Heat until thick—8 to 10 minutes.
Stir in hazelnut butter until it’s creamy and fabulous.
Pour filling into the crust, smooth the top, and refrigerate for at least 2 hours.
Slice when set. Garnish with crushed hazelnuts or chocolate curls if you’re feeling dramatic.