If making the crust, mix flour and salt, cut in vegan butter, and add water one tablespoon at a time until dough forms.
Roll the dough into a disk, chill for 15 minutes, then roll it out and press it into a 9-inch pie pan.
Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). Par-bake the crust for 10 minutes if you want extra crispiness. Optional, not mandatory.
For the filling, blend mashed sweet potatoes, brewed coffee, brown sugar, syrup, coconut milk, spices, salt, and cornstarch until velvety.
Pour the mixture into the crust and smooth out the top like you smooth out your dating profile lies.
Bake for 50 minutes until slightly firm but still jiggly in the center—just like your motivation.
Let cool completely, then chill for at least 2 hours to set. Overnight makes it slice like a dream.
Serve chilled or at room temp, with vegan whipped cream if you're feeling extra.