Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease pans like you’re about to impress someone.
In a bowl, sift flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Stir like you mean it.
In a second bowl, mix plant milk, brewed espresso, sugar, coconut oil, vinegar, and vanilla. Channel your inner potion master.
Gradually add dry mix to wet. Stir until smooth but don’t overdo it—nobody likes a tough cake.
Divide batter between pans. Level the top like it’s your last swipe on a dating app.
Bake 35 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean-ish. Let cool completely before dressing it up.
For ganache, heat coconut cream, pour over chocolate chips, add espresso powder, and stir until glossy and irresistible.
Pour ganache over cooled cake. Let it drip dramatically like a good rom-com scene.
Slice, serve, and silence the room with one bite.