Blend oats, dates, cocoa powder, salt, and coconut oil until a sticky crust forms. If it looks like cookie dough, you’re winning.
Press the crust into a lined springform pan. Use fingers or a spoon—whichever has fewer snack crumbs on it.
In a blender, add soaked cashews, espresso, maple syrup, cashew butter, almond milk, coconut oil, cocoa, vanilla, and sea salt.
Blend until smooth and criminally creamy. Taste-test more than once (you deserve joy).
Pour filling over crust and smooth the top like a boss.
Freeze for 4 hours or until firm enough to slice without a therapy session.
Remove, thaw slightly, top with whatever extra chaos you desire, and serve cold.